i have not been posting ‘cuz of what? HOMEWORK. AGAIN. but no school tomorrow because it is veteran’s day so here is my time for the precious computer. xP SO. im not as sick as i was b4, just a cough. but the other day there was a little blood in the cough. mesh, mesh. :[ i dont think i see anything in my cough now, thank gosh. :]

well, anyways, or as annie says, annieways, i lost a tooth today. i was crunching ‘n’ munchin on mah oreos, when i accidently chewed one on one of my loose teeth. and then pulled it out. yuck.

HEY DO YOU WANT TO SEE MAH TOOTH? okay!

i knew you wouldnt want to see it, so that’s why i didnt put a picture. lol ;]

oh, kids! what do you think about my new hea-DER! great?

happy almost chanksgving to the people who said yes! ^__^

wait you celebrate chanksgiving (thanksgving) right?

im in the mood for an orange post today if you havent noticed.

oh! have you heard the song you belong with me? well there is a spoof of it which is really funny. first, here is the original video of you belong with me:

and here is the spoof:

“the girl started to peel the orange, and inside of it was a…”

um as the title says.

hey it’s me.

little sick pickle.

i have been sick for like 1…2…tomorrow will probably be 3. :[

my fever is like 100. something.

i have missed two days of school, and i really want to go back.

no, im not a nerd, but i want to play with my friends and talk and blah.

school is actually pretty fun with all the crazy things that happen there.

well, i have been praying. and i hope it will work so i can go back to school tomorrow.

HEY MAYA WHY DON’T YOU PRAY FOR ME?

inside joke just like peck peck woodpecker thing.

and maya, i know im sick, but i see you right now. while you were reading my post, i was spying on you and looking through your window, noticing that you were smiling when i said what i said above.

*theme song comes on and there are people singing:*

secret agent teleporting melissa who can spy on you! doo, doo!

fee, fi, fo, fum, the giant saw…

okay okay gotta make this post quick lol

well first of all, happy halloweenie yesterday!!!

so so so oh so sorry i was celebrating halloweenie yesterday so i could not post.

make this post quick cuz i need to brush mah teeth and do my bass guitar music report. lalala bla

lol idk why i said that but NEWS

when i was trick-or-treating, there was this house that was giving away free nachos and hot dogs yum yum

i got one. ^_^ with ketchup. lol

but anyways, i have been writing a lot of random stories at school, so i will make a seperate page for them so you can read all of them.

maya says they are funny, but they have the most weird and creepy ending. it is kind of true. ^_^ updates soon.

otay.

bye bye ‘lil pickles.

the pickle started to talk as he screamed…

yo yo yo ‘lil friends! (well you are probably are taller than miss ‘lil ‘ol me over there because i am short for my age.) lol. okay so very cherry berry canary scary jerry dairy merry larry perry terry zalalalablajamasoomachachachhingmoneyzooboomafoo SORRY that i have not been posting. IT IS ALL MY STUPID HOMEWORK’S OR HOMEWORKS’ FAULT!!! i cannot post as often because i have a lot of tests and reports and dumb blah, ya know these days, spagetti-O?

well, im trying to make everyching more random by like calling you spaghetti-o just like i did.

^___________^

so whaddaya think? working? nope? then MESH MESH MESH to you. ALL OF YOU ARE LITTLE MOOSHMANAMINGSINGLABOOMLACHINGS!!!!

well, jk.

OH MAYA AND OTHER PEOPLE; INSIDE JOKE.

(lol maya you are the only who will get this.)

DID YOU KNOW A WOODPECKER GOES PECK PECK?!

i know, that does not sound funny to you at all, but maya is probably smiling right now. isn’t that right, maya? i can see you.

well annnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyycccchhhhaaayyyysssss (anychays) lol, it was very windy last night. it was oh so oh so so so windy, that the wind damaged something, and like all the lights went out. not just in our neighborhood, but from to where I live to my school, which takes me 5 minutes to get there to drive. but for some reason the stoplights that our on that route did not go out. (or did they?) i thought yes or no ‘cuz i saw car lights in the distance, but i am not so sure about the stoplights.

speaking of wind, at school today mrs. y was like, “with the wind blowing outside, kids go wacko-” and then she was going to continue, but right after she said that, one of the closed windows popped open from the wind. and then she did this little faint grin, and then said, “see what i mean? that is why i closed these windows.” lol it was so weird at the right time. :] AND COMPLETELY TRUE! ask little maya. :]

so yahhhhhhhh.

im gonna think of making a page of my random stories i have been writing in school, trust me, you do not know how weird they are. and funny and random. lol!

so, um yeah

okay i cant think

um yeah

so totally

um yeah

*falls asleep and wakes up like 5 hours later*

okay

do the random saying thing!

the music sound so good, that my nose crinkled in disgust and…

eww the last two colors above are really ugly lol

hey guess what?! i have two new order pages! yes! see what they are and order today-a or else!!!!!!!!!!! well just order whenever. one is about ordering things and the other is too. xP very descriptive right? no? well then TOO BAD. lol jk. look to see what they are about. fyi the create stuff page is under construction so yah. ugh what do i post todayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? so um just check it out! my friend nicole will be making a blog. i will give you the link asap. ughhhh this post is too boring. o!!!!

let me brighten things up with my teach mrs. g. well she is 57, and today she was trying to be funny. it worked, but she went like too over the limits of what a 57 year old would do. she sang this line: “all the single ladies. all the single ladies.” and she did that like dance when she put her hand in the hair and stuff. omg it was HILARIOUS. now did that brighten the post? did it? lol let’s listen to single ladies.

o um angel wanted me to put the random sayings back so i will. ^_^ BUT!!! i will like make a sentence and you will finish the saying with one, yes, UNO word. lol. start now!

“the sticker started to transform into a…”

hey yall! im kinda lacking in updating the blog, so i decided that i will update every other day. i havent really made a schedule, so that is why i need you to tell which days you can go on. so, tell me three or four days in which to post on besides saturdays, and then i will post on those chosen days. thank you!!!

well anyways, gotz to explain the topics above.

otay well i made a new youtube channel called RandomDrawingz, and it is me drawing a bunch of random things except i speed them up so they last like 2 minutes or less. if you like it, subscribe, comment, rate. :] i need lots and lots of subs, and it would be great if you could spread da word about it. tysvm! the linked attached to the post is the link to the channel.

okayts time to explain flu shot-a. xD well anyways i had to get a stupid, painful flu shot in my arm, and it HURT SO BAD!!!! the nurse was bringing it close to me, and i started to hyperventilate (because i am horrified of needles) and im like “oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, stupid shot, stupid shot, stupid shot!” and then she sticks it in my arm. “OW! OW! OW! OW!” and then a tear falls down my eye. lol im such a baby! needles are STUPID!!! and then my little sister gets it who is 9 and she is all calm, and then she says after the shot, “that didn’t even hurt!” then im like, “WHAT?!” lol i am such a big baby! xDD

horrible, horrible, horrible i tell you, horrible.

and i have decided to stop putting weird, random quotes ‘cuz im too lazy to make ‘em up anymore.

YO YO I’M OUT PEACE TO THE HALLOWEENIES OF AMERICA! lol

what is a halloweenie? what the heck melissa? wondering still? okay. a halloweenie is a hot dog that has a witch’s dress and a witch’s hat and a witch broom and the signature unibrow. ^_^ my friend alex and i made it up. she gave the drawing to me. lol! look:

rofl!!!

make sure to say to everybody on halloween: “HAPPY HALLOWEENIE!!!” and smile at them very creepishly. like this except your mouth is really wide ‘n stuff.

what are you gonna be for Halloweenie? I’m going to be a devil with a black X over my eye. maya will be an emo girl with red Xs over her eyes. lol! can you wait until Halloweenie? i can’t. well anyways, halloweenie’s out yo-yo people!

anyways, i just this really awesome so cool super-awesome header from annie! you know, everyone better click this paragraph because i ordered this header and on the same exact day, she made this header. it is my favorite out of all of them. ANNIE THANK YOU CHANK YOU SO MUCH!!! go to annie’s blog to show the thanks! if you are reading this annie, again, THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! lol annie, do you know that i only order headers from you? i trust you the most with ‘em. ^_^

“what are you in the mood to eat,” asked jan. “halloweenies.” replied bob. “you?”

As the title says, you’ll never guess who I met! Here I will give you 3 seconds to guess. 3…2…1! Nope! It isn’t Barney! WRONG GUESS! So, now I will tell you who I met!

Duhn

Duhn

Duhn, Duhn, Duhn…

Duhn! Okay STOP IT with the duhn duhns! GOSH!

Okay, I met JACK BLACK!

Don’t believe me? Then I have a picture and autograph to prove it!

Lol, he blinked when I took a picture with him.

Here’s the awesome autograph:

Jack Black is awesome!

What are your favorite movies by Jack Black?

“My chicken died from eating the poisonous puzzle piece.”