lol. and yes this is melissa and i was stuck in homework/lazy/studying/not posting cuz of this/ville. did you know it’s on the coast of homework/lazy/studying/not posting cuz of this/ville? i know im so descriptive, right? yeah i know. anyways, my life is more peanut butter and jelly filled because a trillion gazillion million picklelillian onioninnian things happened at my crazy school. but b4 i tell, do you know who colbie caliat is? you better know. anyways, you know how in her song bubbly she says in the very beggining: “can you count me in?” well i was going to the doc with dana and the song came on the radio. colbie ‘asked’ the question and dana was like NO. haha rofl…hahahaha funny…WEIRD.

anychays soomahnaysdoodoodadaylays, my random friend alexandra was listening to this adult guy named jeff in school and he was saying that he needed us 6th graders to go this interviewing party and the people there will interview us about how we learned about finance and ask boring questions over and over again…i did not volunteer and anyways only a few kids would be chosen. but alex raised her hand and she asked him and it was like pretty much totally out of the important subject; “will there be ribs provided?” lol, don’t worry shes not one of those chubby kids- she was trying to be random. but yeah everyone laughed.

oh, and then we had this assembly when this weird-ish adult hostess girl was asking where we are from even though she probably knew that we were from from where i live here. so the hostess girl asked one of my old classmates kayla, “where are you from kayla?” and kayla replies, “my house.” xD and the woman was like, “okay everyone, let’s say hi to kayla from her house!” haha lol. i would tell you more but its like 11:00 P.M.  and i still need to shower. and to the people who this song need you know by lady antebellum; “it’s NOT a quarter after one, im not a little drunk, and i dont need you now.” xP

oh, oh, oh!

pants on the ground

pants on the ground!

lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground!

with the gold in your mouth and your turned sideways!

(lol you would know if you watched american idol )

(sorry no time for awesome color colered posts! ;[ ) lol.

eye see you.

i know where you live.

i know where you are.

*dramatic breathing*

creeped out enough? lol. dont worry, i dont know where you live i’m no stalker…or am i??? O_o lol im not ive webcammed with some of you b4.

anyways, why am i talking about eye and see and yu? oh…sorry i forgot i have to end this post now. bye.

…

…

…

…

OKAY OKAY STOP IT WITH THE STUPID …S!!! I KNOW WHAT TO SAY IDIOT …S!!! okay well my teacher mrs.y (who else xP) has this creepy necklace that looks like it has eyes on it. so she said, “okay guyz work on your tests.” *lifts up necklace* “now, what do these look like?” a kid named jason said: “eyes.” “yes, that’s right!” mrs. y replied in her evil voice. (she’s hawaiian and she has this sort of asian accent, and she works up this evil smile and voice ) “remember, they are watching you.” lol it was creepy and funny when she said that. xD

oh and i saw the movie avatar yesterday. people, if you havent seen it yet, then you have one month otherwise you will turn into pea pod. so watch it! and dont drink anything otherwise youll need to pee! but it’s my favorite favoritest movie. lol. I LOVE IT. <3 lol just watch the movie avatar, young children.

sorry for the short post…my life is boring at the moment. xD see yuz.

♫ do you like wontons?!

yeah we like we wontons!

do you like teachers who give you wontons?

yeah we uh…?♫

my teacher mrs. y is SO awesome. she made some wontons and brought them to school…only a little. and she was going up to random people saying, “DO YOU EAT WONTONS? HAVE YOU TRIED THEM BEFORE? NO? HERE!!!” lol i got one. it was so yummingly delicious. ^_^ try them or i will look you will grow up to look like this O_& you will lose an eye. SO TRY THEM!!! and speaking of that, my friend monica was joking around mrs. y when mrs. y was eating sushi, “Hey, can you make some for me?!” and then the next day…guess what? mrs. y had taken her time to make some sushi for monica. if you knew her then youd know…our teacher is 63 and youd think shed be really boring and grumpy, but she is SO funny. let’s just say she’s talked about a teacher she had when she was little that she didnt like…and she said she hopes she rolls in her grave and she can can go suck a lemon. that’s just an example of awesome teacher!!! lol that’s i why i love her. hahaha i guess you can say shes a cool old person that rocks. xD

so i have another awesome teacher (i have 3) and we had to an experiment with slinkeys so b4 we experimented she said, “OKAY GUYS JUST LET ALL YOU ENERGY TO PLAY WITH THE SLINKY OUT.” so everyone in the class like started to stretch the slinkeys and toss them and blah while the teach (mrs. g) joined in and we did this for like 5 mins. xD lol and she’s 57 and youd think she’d be grumpy like those teachers but she isnt (she twirled her finger in the air and sang “all the single ladies all the single ladies” and she played with a $1 kid mic during class and talked in it)

and im too lazy to tell you about my last teacher. xD

oh! and i had to wash my plate at school because my mom packed me meatloaf and a plate and ketchup so everything got on my plate and i couldnt put it back into my lunchbox because of that so i washed my dish at school under the sink. rofl! the meatloaf leftover mini chunks got stuck in the drain so i had to poke them down with my fork. it was fun lol and mrs. y lets us use her microwave to heat up things (you can brings popcorn if you want and pop it)

are you teachers awesome or crummy?

oh and go to annie’s bowl log na blog!

oh and im getting rid of the random sayings because nobody ever fills in the blanks anymore…so yeah.

CONGRATS, BRRY!!! YOU WON THE CONTEST!!! comment here so i can tell you what choices of RETIRED webkinz that you can choose from! real, usable code! promise my password! or…a spot on my super winner blogroll!

in second place…

STEPHANIE! (comment here so i can tell you what choices of RETIRED webkinz that you can choose from!

in third place…

DANA!

(prizes in previous post)

i’m making my post peanut butter and jelly color. read my post to figure out why!

…so im so srry that I cnt post post cuz of hw. but boy, do I hav stufferz  to tell yu!!!

so today i was with my bff mayaz and she was eating kettle corn when  this boy named elijah asked for some. hes extremely annoying so he  wouldnt stop begging for some. so then I told maya to lick the popcorn  when he isnt looking then give it to him, so she did!! and so he ate  it and it was really funny lol

more with the popcorn subject, elijah was on the computer looking at  current events/news for today when he came across one with Adam  lambert <3 and maya sed she would giv him her whole bag of kettle corn  if he did his current event on him. <33333 so he agreed but then it  wouldnt print so he just sed oh well and walked away. POPCOrn STEALER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh!!! speaking of how maya and i are bffs, mrs. y was reassigning work  out spots for the whole 6th grade (us) outside. obviously, maya and i  tried to get together, and wen we did, mrs. y started yelling at us in  front of everyone saying, “those two stick together like peanut butter  and jelly!!! move them!!! and then the estimated amount of 90 something started laughing at us. but i started laughing too cuz it  was funny so maya and I started arguing of who would be peanut  butter because i told her jelly is flabby and stupid just like her xD  so then now im peanut butter yahhh!!! lol and now maya and i peanut  butter and jelly xD

“peanuts, jelly, and…”

happy after new year ‘lil’ childrenz!!!

first of all, i got tagged!!! so here are five facts YOU don’t know about me. :]

i’ve webcammed with nev before.

maya has been my BEST friend since 4th grade.

i was born with LOTS of hair.

i love sushi!

i practically NEVER watch horror movies because i get nightmares and can’t go to sleep.

now. i tag

stephanie

weehny

!!!

anyways, i had new years eve at the disneyland hotel. i will give you a vid later, but for now just huddle around the blogfire and sit in your seat as i tell you the tale of the annoying-weird-funneh-4 year old!

okay so my cousin cody, dana, and i were at the concierge lounge w/ our parents and blah, k. so my mom is one of the nice people who welcomes little childrenz to the kid table lol. so the girl started talking to us about random blah and so it was really boring so we put her on the computer in the lounge. and she said she wanted ‘dora’ on there. now let me tell ya; THE INTERNET IS SO DANG SLOW!!!! so i put her on nick jr. to this dora game and it took like forever. so finally when i got her to her game she says, “i don’t want that one!!!” then she changes the game, lol.

another story from the little girl:

she starts saying after the computer: “HEY GUYS I HAVE AN IDEA!!! LET’S SNEAK OUT AND MEET AND THEN WE CAN DRESS UP IN ADULT CLOTHES AND STAND ON THOSE ‘TALL THINGS’ GET OUT AND WALK AROUND!!! OH WAIT I HAVE A BETTER IDEA! YOU STAND ON HIM AND YOU STAND ON HER AND I STAND ON TOP AND WE GO IN THE ADULT CLOTHES!!!” omg it was so hard not to laugh! i just said: “THAT’S GREAT! but you can do that.”

anyways then my sister said that her ear can turn into a car and as soon as she said that the girl started grabbing dana’s ear! omg rofl! and then dana said she was a monster but a friendly one and the girl believed her!

then the girl randomly said: “HEY WE CAN MAKE A LASER THROUGH THE WINDOW AND CRAWL THROUGH IT TO GET OUT THEN PUT PAPER ON THE HOLE SO MY PARENTS DON’T NOTICE!!!” then i replied to her: “where do we get a laser?” then dana interuppted and said: “THE TIP OF MY HAIR IS A LASER. I’LL MAKE A HOLE NOW!” so dana starts to lift the tip of her hair up at the window and then the girl said: “NO NOT YET!!!” omg. xD

and then she asked dana: “WHAT IS THAT GIRL’S NAME?” she pointed to my mom. dana found this a great question for her because she said my mom’s name was ‘ISHA.’ so then the little girl walks over to my mom and says: “HEY ISHA CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THE COMPUTER PLEASE?” omg i was laughing so hard! but after that she got really annoying because she was pretending to be a dog and barking and following us like she’s our pet. so cody, dana, and i started hiding behind the curtains away from her.

so that’s the tale of the little girl! this is 100% true i promish.

click here:

:]

:]

:]

:]

“new year or ear…or a…”

ever owned a rubik cube? Ya? Did u look at the package then rubik  cube smarty pants? Hahaha I thought so. Well here’s a cool-ish  fact.

okay the rubik cube package says, if u look closely, “ages  5-105″ lol!!! and so this random-ish fact always leads to  something more random k. So. Here’s the story. Da 411. Lol.

My little  friend Jamie and I were looking through these gifts at school (even  tho we were not supposed to lol) and it was at recess btw and Jamie  and I noticed this little rubik cube keychain so we picked the package  up and noticed that it said in little letters “ages 5-105″ so we  started laughing. Then we started having these “visions” that a little
boy gives his grandpa a rubik cube for his 106th birthday. Then the
grandpa is all happy but then he reads the package and says,  “NOoooo!!!” and then he dies of a heart attack cuz of his agony

AND I DON’T CARE  ABOUT MAH RUN ON SENTENCES!!!! Lol. So anyways if you’ve ever watched  Pantsa and read its description, you’ll notice that i make the  funniest “visions” into little movies. Just like how i’m gonna show yu  this one right here:

“random means pickle, but pickle means…”

rah rah ah ah ah ro mah ro mah mah gaga oo la la what’s your bad romance?

tell me!!!

everyone! i went to lady gaga concert!!! it was so dang fun. she sang all my favorite songs! but there was A LOT of cussing. but who cares. it’s like listening to pg13 movie but with more cussing. oh well. BUT WHATEVER IT WAS FUNNNNNN. oh? a video? yu want to see? oh! i have one with meh. :] i filmed just for you little children dumplingz. :p here you go dumplingz:

yum yum im going to eat you first with chopsticks then eat it again and ihgsdnhiuseha.

okay! now here:

oh herez a little picture of me from the concert:

yes, that’s me. i have grown my hair, havent i?

and i got like a lot of stufferz for christmas!!! im too lazy to write ‘em all down so i will show you my top three favorite:

1. ipod touch/$60 worth of itunes giftcards/itouch skin

2. my pillow pets panda

3. glow in the dark tare panda

“presents? no peasants. wait! i have a…”

what is wrong with what im saying?! gawsh!

well i will tell you what’s wrong.

so i was going to hollywood to see how the grinch stole christmas, and while we are about at the gas station, i saw something so sad. :[

there was a stray. a mutt. skinny. hungry. no leash. no water. no owner. walking around. dirty.

but it seemed that he was lost because his hair was cut short. the dog went up to this other dog owner at the gas station, and they sniffed each other. the other dog’s owner looked at my dad to see if the dog was his because my dad was watching, and he just shook his head. i hope the other dog owner got some help. i hope the dog didn’t get hit. :[

PRAY FOR DOGGY!!!

well send in ur entries for the contest, ppl! need more!!!

anychays, like origami? please watch this video by me to make something awesome.

click here to see it.

“origami? no! my mommy and…”

YOU HAVE TO CLICK THE DRAGON FIRST BEFORE VOTING PLEASE!!!

VOTING ENDS WHEN ONE PERSON GETS THREE VOTES!!!

contest chime voting everyone!

watch chiss video and boat! no votching for urselves plz thnk you!!! vote in cha comments!!!

prizes:

1st place prize: name on the all new contest winner blogroll better click here or your face will turn into pickles and bologna OR choice of a webkinz that i might have. i tell u the choices if you win.

2nd place prize: webkinz that i might have. i tell u the choices if you win.

3rd place prize: choice from prize box on contest page

this will remain as sticky post regular posts will be on bottom of this!!!

“contest chime, la, la, la…,” said mr./ms….”

hey yall feelin nifty doo todayz!

i still feel sort of weirdish from the chemo x_x so yeah.

but anychays i feel as great as a squirrel finding its first lil acornz!

here’s the pic of jason derulo’s shirt and some concert pix.

<3!!! *sparkling eyes*

i will give you more pics later ‘cuz they will make this post look extremely fat-a.

oh and the day b4 i got my chemo, and annie, it’s the medicine for cancer that makes all the bad cancer cells go away and some chemo makes your hair fall out, and i mean all your hair including eyelashes and eyebrows fall out. i used to take that kind, but not anymore, thank gosh. anyways, since i got chemo (the one that doesnt make ur hair fall out), my dad bough me these

SUPER OOPER DOOPER

awesome-ah shoes by dc shoe brand. at first i was like extremely confused ‘cuz my sista dana had to get new shoes ‘cuz her old ones made her feet really hurt. so all the shoes were like UGLY, but then i saw these extremely super awesome shoes. the PURE DC SHOES!!! (that’s the name) i fell in lub with ‘em. so then dana was like ooh i want those and blah so the shoe lady gurl brought out her size and they were like $50-$55 bucks. O_o so then i just playfully said, NOT SECRETLY TRYING TO ASK I JUST SAID RANDOMLY, “awww, those shoes are so awesome i wish i could buy them, but they are too expensive.” so my dad just looked at me. and then when dana was gonna buy them he’s all being nice-ish and said “hey melissa do you want me to buy them for you?” and then i was REALLY REALLY REALLY confused ‘cuz i was being VERY VERY VERY irreponsible, and then he bought them for me so i said, “are you sure?” “yeah.” “okay, thanks!” but then he told me that it was because im getting chemo tomorrow. (because it happened the day before i got chemo.) so here is a pic of the most beautiful shoe ever!

isnt it beautiful? there are little creature doodles on the heel, which make me love it even more because i 100% love random doodles. youll notice it if you have been on my RandomDrawingz YouTube channel b4.

and btw, i will be having a holiday contest. dnt worry, i already have an idea. ^_^ (give credit to brry3321 for idea) i will start it as soon as somebody comments on this page so this post does not go to waste.

“the star said soolachingchow, and…”